Drawer A Day 2016
Having returned from a trip on August
31, I wasn't ready to jump into Drawer-A-Day on September 1. I had to
recover from traveling, go through a mountain of mail, process piles
of laundry, get my circadian rhythm back, and deal with the reality
that there would be no one waiting in my kitchen each morning who
wanted to know exactly what I wanted in my omelet.
So that took until Monday, the 5th,
at which time I realized that the first “drawer” that needed
attention was the bed in the guestroom where we had dropped our
suitcases the night we got home. Officially, I don't really think
unpacking suitcases counts as drawer-a-day fodder - it's sort of like
getting credit for hanging up your coat after you've come home from
the store. But clearly, progress in every other area would not be
made until the suitcases were dealt with. Besides, having sat
untouched for 5 days, the suitcases were becoming an institutional
mess that made that room of the house look like the home of a hotshot
hoarder. (See photo.) So, I spent the afternoon putting all the
travel goods back in place – places that unfortunately revealed
even more dysfunctional storage areas...but that's material for later
in the month.
To atone for my late start, I decided
that on Tuesday, the 6th I would confront the laundry room closet. To
call my laundry room a “room” is a gross misnomer. It's really a
small closet. A cruel builder decided it would be a good idea to put
a closet within that closet. A narrow, deep and tall closet that
ensures that only the last items you placed in there are ever
accessible.
Maybe that explains why I had 3 half
gallon containers of cleaning vinegar and 2 half gallon containers of
amonia. I had a gallon jug of Windex, as well as 4 separate spray
bottles of window cleaner. There were two party favors from my
daughters bridal shower. (2012!) I found 2 spray bottles of Febreze.
I remember buying one because my son was playing in bars and clubs
where people smoked (how long ago was that???) and I wanted to get
rid of the smell on my coat. But I realized that I hated the smell of
Febreze even worse that the smell of stale cigarette smoke. So when
and why did I get a 2nd bottle?
I have cleaning supplies for all
occasions and surfaces...marble cleaner, granite polish, leather
soap, wood floor cleaners, jewelry solution, Spic N Span, vinyl
siding spray. Having found and used all that stuff at one time, I
could have created the world's cleanest house and, simultaneously, an
ecological disaster.
There was an 18 gallon storage tub that
was filled with supplies for washing cars – car wash liquid, wheel
cleaning stuff, armour-all for the dashboard, car wax, compounding
cleaner, special sponges and cloths, headlight lens cleaner, leather
cleaner (our car seats are vinyl and microfiber) and so much more. If
you've been in any of my cars anytime since about 2001, you know that
I obviously am not washing my car on a regular basis so how did we
(a) manage to accumulate the inventory of a Pep Boys franchise and
(b) allow that behemoth of a storage tub take up such valuable real
estate in that tiny closet?
It took all afternoon to sort it out. I
combined duplicate containers (I only have one bottle of vinegar and
one of amonia now!) and threw out stuff we'll never use, distributed
the bottles of windex among our kitchen and bathrooms. I got the car
cleaning stuff into one small plastic file box. I considered taking a
trip to Target to buy baskets or boxes to organize everything but I
stopped my self. The idea is to pare down and the collection of
shoeboxes and cartons I have saved in the basement would work nicely
to organize it all.
So... closet conquered! I think that's
a pretty good start.